A Tale of One Tree

**This is to be sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies." Oh yes. All together now.

Come and listen to my story of a boy named Nate,

He loved climbing trees, he was feelin' pretty great.

And then one day, he was up high all alone,

He took a little dive and did somethin' to his bone...

Broke, that is.

Fractured.

Guatemala style.

Well, the first thing ya know to the hospital he goes.

He got checked out from his head down to his toes.

Everything was fine, except his elbow's broke...

So the lesson in this tale is to go cut down that rope....

Swing, that is.

Hangin' there, from the tree.

It won't come back now, ya hear??

The end **Actually, there's no chance of the rope coming down. Nate's already trying to get back on it!**